It's official, the Unicorn Frappuccino® blended beverage is BACK🦄✨ exclusively at Coachella. HAVE U GUYS HERD STARBUCKZ HAS BROUGHT BACK DA UNICORN FRAPPUCCINO??? O YA. IM NOT LYING. (IF ANYTHING THEY R). THEY RESPONDED 2 ABOUT 10 DIFFRENT COMMENTS. ALL WIT ENTIERLY DIFFERENT WAYS OF SAYING THE UNICORN FRAPP WILL B AT COACHELLA. AND IT IS GENUINELY I THINK THE FUNNIEST THING EVER. 2 DA POINT I HAD 2 MAKE A POST ABOUT IT. WHO DA FAK AT COACHELLA WAS ASKING 4 DIS?!?!// i hav ALWAYZ wantd 2 try cancer in a cup. so im kienda mad i wont b able 2 attend facking coachella @_@! i wondr wat it tasted liek. sour? glittr nd sparklez??? diabetes tumorz???? HERE IS A COMPILATION OF STARBUCKS OFFICIAL RESPONSES: this is not a prank. the magic is back for a limited time, exclusively at Coachella. The legend returns. The Unicorn Frappuccino® blended beverage is coming to both Coachella weekends. Unicorn Frappuccino® blended beverage at Coachella → confirmed. Back and only at Coachella. Dust, music, sunsets... and the Unicorn Frappuccino® blended beverage. Coachella, you're welcome. Unicorn Frappuccino® blended beverage at Coachella → confirmed real (MY PERSONAL FAV). exclusive drop: Unicorn Frappuccino® blended beverage @ Coachella.
If somehow you could say 'fuck it' and toss every single bad thing that's ever happened to you out of your brain, would you do it?
Some people say that their traumas are what makes them 'them'.
"It makes me more creative!"
"It makes me more resilient!"
"It makes me whatever the fuck I want I guess!"
I think we all think that's bullshit. We all know that, right?
Ideally, you don't want a single bad thing to happen to you. You'd be better off like that, no? If nothing bad happened to you, if you didn't remember anything, and your body was back to normal, you'd definitely be grateful. It's as though you are back in to your factory settings - how you were when you came out the womb. Or test tube. Nobody here is judging.
To be free from pain, worry, and general suffering is to be free altogether. Your soul can travel so much further with none of that grime tainting it. I think that's so beautiful. If I got an opportunity to cleanse myself in such a way, I'd do it. Even if it meant losing everything else.
That's why I support her. I support her and what she promises for that special night. All of us connect, and all of us at the same time... Just like a light switch. A single and simple movement. Together we are released, and together we live in harmony where nothing happened. Forgetting everything is healing everything.
Think of it like this, what do you think when you see unorganised, fucked up wires? You want to fix it, right? It's a fire hazard, it's a tripping hazard, it's ugly. Better cable management = better life! And she's saying... better brain and memory and life management = total freedom!
AMAZING.
I WANT OUT.
WE ALL DO.
AND SHE'S PROMISED IT. THE MATRIX IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL PLACE I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
If anything resonated with you, you should contact her. But, you have to go through the messenger first. That's how I did it. Turns out they're pretty chill peeps.
Anything to be freed from my own disgusting flesh.
HAIII ITZ BEEN A WHILE HUH...... :I WELL IM BAK!!!! ND BETTR CUZ I GOT A PAY RISE IJBOLLL (BUTTT ALSO AT RISK OF GETTING FIRED. SOOO :P) (DATS A STORY 4 ANOTHR DAY) (NOT MY PROBLEMMM ^.^). i've been getting suprrrr into pokemon again lately ^_^!!! bought a new bindr 4 a card collection n stuffz nd bought a HUUUUGEEE TOXEL PLUSH. HE WATCHES ME SLEEPXDDD. do u evr feel liek plushies nd shit just hav cameraz in their eyeballz o_o? if i was a plushie i would TOTALY HAVE CAMERAZ IN MY EYEBALLS o_O!!!!!. I WONDR WAT ANY OF U GUYZ THOUGHT OF THE WINDS ND WAVES ANNOUNCEMENT??? I KINDA H8ED IT AT FURST BUUUT ITS GROWING ON ME. pombon is 100% a FIRE FAIRY STARTER!!! MY FAVOURITE TYPING!!! ;D!!!! CMON CMON CMON MAKE IT OFFISHALLLLL!!!!!!!. recently iv been playing diamond nd moon which has been SUPR FUN! not kwite shure wat my diamond team iz gunna turn out 2 be buuutttt 4 moon im thinking decidueye carbink gastrodon (EAST SEA.) flareon muk andddd a hacked in marshadow. X_X I LOVE MARSHADOW OK??? mayb not da best team but i dont CARE it wurkz 4 ME. ;-;
GUESS WHO FINALLY GOT NEW HEADPHONEZ!!!! IM BROOOOOKEEE IJBOLLLLL. but now i can mix without having 2 GUESS when 2 transition XD. still soundz prtty crap cuz ive had no time 2 fuck around works been keeping me buzy ;-;. SO MY BRAIN KEEPS LAGGING XDDD PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT I GUESS!!! here's a litl snippet of a quick mix i did 2 test out da phones o_o
I HATE THIS STUPID JOB!!!!
jus kidding i need the money dunt fire me plzzzXDD but SRSLY u could b half an hour away from closing which I WAS and 8 COLLEGE GURLZ WILL WALK INTO UR CAFE. T_T so u already know wuts abt 2 happen. .-. EIGHT. LARGE. MATCHA. LATTES!!!!!!!!!!!!! F#CK. and obviously they all had different syrups and alternative milks :D BC WHY WOULDNT THEY?!?!?!UR CLOSING IN HALF AN HOUR. AND U HAV HAD A RUSH ALL DAY AND U JUST WANNA GO HOME CUZ ITS FUCKING 5:30PM. so i get to work bcz im paid by da hour and i need this. GREEN LIQUID EVERYWHERE LIEK ITS SUM BLOODBATH. and im fucking serious while i make theze 8 MATCHAS. i see a new receipt out da corner of my eye. i remember it so clearly it readz 1 LARGE HONEYCOME MATCHA LATTE 2 TAKE AWAY. i near dam lost my mind. but i didnt cuz i get paid by the hour. TLDR: STOP ORDERING MATCHAS. STOP GOING TO CAFES B4 CLOSING. have u ever thought "i wonder if this barista hates me 4 coming in so late"YESTHEY DO THEY AHTE U THEY HATE U GET OUT GET OUT!!!!!!!! jk XD. unless u order 8 matchas IJBOLLL. HOW CAN U PPL LIEK THAT SHIT SO MUCH??? ;-; i tried one nd u know what it tasted liek? bitter milk. o ya. hey barista culd u get me a large glass of bittr milk ya thats good. AT LEASTTT THOSE 8 GIRLZ SAID THANK U! XD CUZ IF THEY DIDNT I WOULDVE STRAIGHT UP KILLED THEM IJBOL IM NOT EVEN JOKING I SERIOUSLY WOULDVE DONE IT XD